Funny Quotes

Your teeth’s life is shorter than you, so smile as much as you can before it leaves you permanently

Don’t worry! I will keep your secrets safe, because I didn’t hear what you said

I am lazy, my way of living life is different from you.

I am blessed with funny friends and I think I will have a stress free life

To become a successful liar you have to have a good memory, if you don’t have that, don’t lie to people until necessary.

I talk to myself when there is no one around. It gives me satisfaction at least one person listen to me carefully.

I have the habit of taking a rest before I get tired, don’t know why people call me lazy.

Common sense is the collection of experiences and sadly I do nothing and so have no experience

Every day when I open my eyes in the morning, I thank God for gifting me such rich and wonderful parents

If you will take your life too seriously, it will leave you on bed in a serious condition and you will never be out of it.

Funny things make you laugh hard and still people seriously say stay away from funny things

Being funny does not mean I can make you laugh anytime anywhere

If life seem so funny to you, better you call comedians and know what life they live

The simplest way to live life is breath in and out and leave all your worries on those who seriously think about you

If you want to forget some pain of life, get a large peg and have it before going to bed.

Why mobile called as cell phone, because it will make its user a prisoner.

Whenever I believe in myself, I start doubting on my abilities again.

I am not a difficult person to understand, it just that people don’t understand me who the hell I am

Whenever I try to convince myself I should work, my body ask me to relax and chill

To save my pocket money, I don’t go out. I sit at home and relax.

I love doing work that people say I can’t do. And the real fun is looking at their face at the end.

People say you can do anything, awake the tiger in you. But, only I know the tiger in me love to sleep.

Had I been my boss, I would have given a month off to myself.

Everyone loves themselves the most even after knowing their flaws and so do I

When I will grow up will become the boss just to know what kind of boss I will be.

Although life does not have any hands but it slaps you whenever you do something wrong

No matter how busy day we have, we never forget to sleep

We work hard earn money as it brings happiness. We lose our money to find happiness.

For me the true happiness is sitting with friends and having a bottle of beer with absolutely no interruption.

Every food that you like is ultimately unhealthy for you and vice-versa, I don’t know why

The life teaches two things to be a happy person, either you work hard or you become shameless

I know many happy people who do nothing still they are the happiest in my circle.

I have many friends and all of them are spoiled. Trust me, I have no hand behind it

When I get the beer in my hand, I start behaving like a philosopher and giving lectures.

The best thing I learned in my school was how to make friends, then fight with them and then make more friends

What I learnt in school, I never used it in my professional life.

I think I wasted my 12 years in school learning things that experience would have taught me better.

The school days were the happiest days of life, it teaches us so many lessons even when you are not a good student.

When my mom asked my school principle for a good maid, I decided I would not study in this school.

Whenever I came in the state of dilemma, I use my common sense to find the right answer.

Going to temple doesn’t make you the believer of God, just like visiting garage does not make you a mechanic.

When things seem not working for you and nothing is going right, take a U turn and will have a new way.

Believe in yourself when you want to create a self story.

I am not 60 years old I’m still 20 having experience of 40 years.