Last Updated:25th July, 2021

Funny Toilet Quotes

  • Life is like a toilet paper you are either on a roll or taking crap from someone, well happy pooping!
  • Toilet seat is like another office, where I escape from the work to think about the work, where I sit and let my thoughts flood.
  • Some come to sit and think and others just to shit and stink!
  • Requesting to all males, to sit and use the seat. There is no option for standing and you know what we mean!
  • My toilet is the place where my thoughts take its final shape
  • I am a writer and whenever I get short of ideas, I go to the washroom.
  • Restroom is for rest, not to mess with things. Keep it clean and never forget to flush
  • When there are so many challenges and there is no solution, go to your toilet, put your heads down and you will surely get some solution.
  • I am a true legend, I get all my ideas in toilet, whenever I’m short of the same, I head to the toilet.
  • I use my toilet to flush out all bad and unwanted things every morning, I flush out stress, doubts, perceptions.
  • I am a strong believer of, toilet is the place where you feel most relaxed and undisturbed. I spend quality time there.
  • Toilet is the place where some come to sit and think, while others come to sit and stink
  • I use toilet for many purposes, out of all it is best for crying.
  • Before coming out of the toilet, I flush out all my bad experiences and negative thoughts.

Sitting on the Toilet Quotes

  • Please sit on me to pee, I am more hygienic than the floor where people walk
  • The most odd feeling is sitting on toilet seat having a chocolate bar in hand
  • If I get a sea facing home along with all luxuries, but it doesn’t come with a toilet, I wouldn’t take it, even if it comes free.
  • The best place in my house is the toilet. When I am here, I feel relaxed as I am away from my wife.
  • I wonder, when my child is going to sit on the toilet seat and clean all his filth.

Funny Bathroom Wall Quotes

  • You are no more a baby, please take care of your belongings and do not forget to press the flush button at the end.
  • How can someone be in so hurry that they forget to press the flush button after flushing out. Hope you are not that weird.
  • We live in a world where more people have access to mobile in comparing to toilet and water
  • Don’t waste too much water in flushing, use tissue roll. Save water
  • “I sing well when I am in the toilet, here I feel more comfortable” Don’t try this here, it’s a public one.

Toilet Quotes for walls

  • The most horrific incident happened with me in a western toilet. My poo stucked in between.
  • Keep me neat and clean, I am the one you are going to use every day.
  • Getting disturbed in the toilet is the most devastating thing for me. Never do that!
  • I am a cool person, but when someone disturbs in the toilet, I forget who I am.
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  • If you wish to see my bad side, use my toilet before me and leave it with your imprints

Short Bathroom Quotes

  • Don’t go out without washing your hands, you filthy animal
  • Be nice and sweet, clean the toilet so others feel comfortable to take the seat.
  • Toilet is the place to relax, refresh and revive
  • Don’t control it, I am there to help you with everything.
  • Sprinkles are good on cupcakes not the toilet seats

Dirty Bathroom Quotes

  • I learned to keep my bathroom clean at my childhood and so I still remember the lesson. I am teaching my son the same now.
  • When I want to check how hygienic the person is, I visit his house and ask him to use his bathroom.
  • The bathroom is the place where we clean our body, but a dirty bathroom is the perfect place for germination of germs and bacterias.
  • If you want to check how clean a person is, just peek in his/her bathroom. A dirty bathroom is the symbol of unhygienic personality.
  • I have a time table for bathroom cleaning and it is Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thrusday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Funny Toilet Pictures Quotes

  • When I go to the gas station and see work register open and toilet lock, I get a weird feeling.
  • You are using toilet in aeroplane, it will be a different feeling.
  • It is painful to live without food, but it is difficult to live without a toilet. Respect Me!
  • You spend the best time of your day here, still you dislike me why?
  • Keep me clean as I help you to clean.

Funny Toilet Jokes

  • When I was a kid, I use to hate going to toilet, and now when I am a grown up, I love spending time toilet. Can anyone explain why?
  • I love spending time in toilet, but the condition is, it should be my personal one.
  • I am here to flush your body waste not the waste that you carry in your hand.
  • Oh! I can’t tell you what all things I see everyday. The humans are really annoying
  • If you like to pop in a clean toilet, flush it after every use. Even I love to be clean.
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